COLONEL HAVERSTRAP: Alright Horne - here's your equipment. These are your small arms, these are your puny hairy legs and this is your tiny bald head - you know how to use them I take it. Here's a plastic Japanese junior spy kit, comprising a small plastic dagger, the egg in bag trick, a revolving bow tie, nail through finger trick, an exploding banjo - and this . . . HORNE: Good heavens, what is it? COLONEL HAVERSTRAP: Ah well, the trade name is - Naughtie Doggie - Fido Gets The Blame. Only use it if you're in a tight corner. HORNE: How does it help me escape? COLONEL HAVERSTRAP: While they're beating the daylights out of the dog, you can slip out unnoticed. Barry Took and Marty Feldman